Oh how things change......

Just a few reflections lately.
-I was running my mile at the Gym the other night and i actually got excited when i saw the advertizement on the T.V. for an all new......wait for it........... HANDY MANNY , THIS SATURDAY on playhouse Disney!!! OMG, I thought i better mark it on my calendar... i had to laugh to myself.
-Then, i was driving around by myself, without any kids in the car and, i am a TERRIBLE driver without them!! I almost killed myself, in a 2 mile drive. WATCH OUT PEOPLE!!
-Chicken nuggets don't taste as bad as i thought, a little home made Honey Mustard and 'oula gourmet meal! Watch out Bobby Flay, i can rock a nugget!!
Alaska week has started, wahooo!! Deadliest catch is on the new season!!!
-I'm still fat.
When your four months, chunkey thighs are the CUTEST thing EVER, not so much when your 31.
-everyone dies (dark i know, but true you can't argue with me), so the last thing you just purchased, you didn't need it and years from now when your in the old folks home, your family will be selling for far less at a garage sale.

One of my bestest girlfriends came over today and we disscussed the possibility of a new segement on fox 13 news they should have, me running around with a camera crew chasing after HIDEOUSLEY dressed people.... i think it would be AWESOME and knee slappinley funny! Warch out dude getting gas with your BVD's showing, and stupid highschool chick walking around in those too-long- for -you skinny jeans with the spicey red, shiney laquer, too big for you, UGLY wannabe cheep looking jimmy choo knockoffs. Look, if you can't hack the style, don't hack it off someone else. Chances are you can't pull it off. i have been wanting to get that off my chest.